Quotes about.....

[Dragonlady8]

SEX.........Get your mind out of the Gutter


Tom Clancy:
     "I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural,
wholesome things that money can buy."

     Steve Martin:
     "You know "that look" women get when they want sex?  Me neither."

     Drew Carey:
     "Sex without love is a meaningless experience.  But, as meaningless
experiences go, it's pretty damned good."

     Woody Allen:
     "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good
partner, you'd better have a good hand."

     Rodney Dangerfield: "If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex
life at all."
     Rodney Dangerfield:
     "My wife said she'd like to have sex in the back seat of the car
... and ... she wanted me to drive."

     George Burns: "It isn't premarital sex, if you have no intention of getting married."
     George Burns: "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a
rope."

     Linda Lavner:
     "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual
arousal, particularly in women.  Among these is the Mercedes-Benz
500 SL."

     Harvey Korman:
     "Using Viagra is like putting a new flagpole on a condemned
building."

[salmon_tacos]

Some same, some different...

http://forums.wakeboarder.com/viewtopic.php?t=2674

[Jello John]

Haha...those are great!