Marriage Humor

[Dragonlady8]

One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt.
Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What
setting do I use on the washing machine?" "It depends," I replied. "What
does it say on your shirt?" He yelled back, "University of Oklahoma."
> And they say blondes are dumb...
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> A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the
happiest woman in the world" the woman says, "I'll miss you."
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> "It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out
of the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I
mowed the lawn like this?" "Probably that I married you for your money,"
she replied.
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> He said - Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to
you really badly.
> She said - Well, you succeeded.
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> He said - Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
> She said - That's a good idea...you stand by the ironing board while I
sit on the sofa and fart.
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> He said - What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave
you?
> She said - Turn sideways and look in the mirror
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> Q : What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
> A: A rumor
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> A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th
wedding anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them and
said that because they had been such a devoted couple she would grant
each of them a very special wish. The wife wished for a trip around the
world with her husband. Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise
> tickets in her hands. The man wished for a female companion 30 years
younger....... Whoosh....immediately he turned ninety!!! Gotta love that
fairy!
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> A WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST: She's sitting at the table with her
gourmet coffee. Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box. Her
daughter is on the cover of Business Week. Her boyfriend is on the cover
of Playgirl. And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.
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[mdshoes2]

Those are nice Dragonlady, thanks!

[Grouch]

Funny,

Good way to start my monday.

[SS_EMT]

Good start to a monday morning
Thanks Dragonlady8

[wakeup]

yea, funny... but i liked pick me ups better!