there is no moon!

base · Outlaw Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 208

i have 3 kids, and 1 on the way. and guess what? the pwn u haters.

jason_ssr · Posted: Feb 04, 2003 12:12 pm Post subject:

Thats no moon, its a space station....

OttoNP · Addict Joined: 13 Jan 2003 Posts: 848 City: MI

It's too big to be a space station
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Aubs · Motorboat Queen Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 9167

thats such BS.... we landed on the mooon - dont even try to deny that either....

pedro · Posted: Feb 04, 2003 12:55 pm Post subject:

I have a head full of questions about the author or that site...

1) Why isn't he wakeboarding instead of writing about a non-existent moon ?
2) What kind of job does he have to give him the spare time to think up this stuff ?
3) What kind of medication is he on ? Is it addictive and where can I find some ?
4) Does he have a girlfriend ?
5) Did he get bullied at school ?
6) Does he have children ? If so, have the authorities taken the proper steps to isolate them from their father ?

MOST IMPORTANTLY
7) How do I prove that the moon exists so that I can get the $100,000 and buy me a new boat & car.

I can't decide if I think the author of that site is a comic genius or a complete freak - it's a thin line.

Chales · Guest

Look around the site and find the page where people try and prove him wrong. It's pretty funny the stuff they've come up with, eg. throwing stuff at the moon and it won't fall.

ohsix · Posted: Feb 04, 2003 2:42 pm Post subject:

this i show you come up with the fact that there is no moon.
1. 12 hits of acid.
2. lots of shrooms
3. smoke your whole stash of weed.
4. snort a bunch of crystal meth.
and you will understand exactly why there is no moon.

JHrod · Wakeboarder.com Freak Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 3144

it all becomes so clear under the influence

base · Outlaw Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 208

ohsix · Posted: Feb 04, 2003 9:16 pm Post subject:

K-dub · Ladies Man Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 14760

Wes, you're on fire, bro! You crack me up! Laughing