Blonde Joke for the day

Aubs · Motorboat Queen Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 9167

phantom, option, dave - yeah sorry well, atleast i admitted it.

dave - enuff of that!!! i just have to have someone make them smaller & then i can post them!!

Dragonlady8 · Guest

Aubs~ nothing but love for ya... I just wasn't expecting that. I still have to clean my monitor and keyboard. Rolling Eyes

Aubs · Motorboat Queen Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 9167

haha phantom - good to kno that i give u guys some laughs

Tatumgirl · Outlaw Joined: 12 May 2003 Posts: 129 City: Sarasota

hey yall, come on now! blondes are awesome, and you know!

Leggester · Posted: May 15, 2003 5:14 am Post subject:

Tatum, looks like proof of blondes in your profile pic! Wink

Dpierce37 · Ladies Man Joined: 23 Apr 2003 Posts: 7659 City: Austin

Ok, hope this guy aint from this board Laughing

http://www.acetj.com/Star_Wars_Kid_Remix.wmv

Grouch · Posted: May 15, 2003 7:01 am Post subject:

Dpierce37,

I have seen that before, that is hilarious. A true Jedi Master Laughing

Grouch · Posted: May 15, 2003 7:02 am Post subject:

What's blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde?

A fake blonde doing cartwheels!

Grouch · Posted: May 15, 2003 7:03 am Post subject:

Three blondes died and found themselves standing before St. Peter. He told them before they could enter Heaven, they had to tell him what Easter was.
The first blonde said, "Easter is a holiday where they have a big feast and we give thanks and eat turkey."

St. Peter said, "Noooooo," and he banished her to hell.

The second blonde said, "Easter is when we celebrate Jesus' birth and exchange gifts."

St. Peter said, "Noooooo," and he banished her to hell.

The third blonde said, she knew what Easter is, and St. Peter said,"So, tell me."

She said, "Easter is a Christian holiday that coincides with the Jewish festival of Passover. Jesus was having Passover feast with His disciples when he was betrayed by Judas, and the Romans arrested him. The Romans hung Him on the cross and eventually He died. Then they buried Him in a tomb behind a very large boulder....

St. Peter said, "Verrrrrry good."

"Then," the blonde continued, "now every year the Jews roll away the boulder and Jesus comes out. If he sees his shadow, we have six more weeks of basketball."

St. Peter fainted...

Dpierce37 · Ladies Man Joined: 23 Apr 2003 Posts: 7659 City: Austin

FEMALE PRAYER:

Before I lay me down to sleep,

I pray for a man,

who's not a creep,

One who's handsome, smart and strong,

One who loves to listen long,

One who thinks before he speaks,

When he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks.

I pray that he is gainfully employed,

When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door,

Massages my back and begs to do more.

Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,

Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"

I pray that this man will love me to no end,

And never attempt to hit on my friend.

And as I kneel and pray by my bed,

I look at the creep you sent me instead. Amen.

MALE PRAYER:

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns

a liquor store. Amen.

Grouch · Posted: May 15, 2003 7:31 am Post subject:

Dpierce37,

Thats some good sh_t and totally true. Laughing

Fredrick Eisenhauer · Posted: May 17, 2003 8:59 pm Post subject:

Two people are sitting at the top of a building, one says "Watch this, i can jump off and then i will magicly fly off and i'll be alright" "crap" says the other one, "ill prove it" says the first and off he jumps and about half way down he stops and flys back to the top"whoa" says the second do t again "ok" says the first "but only if you do it after me" "ahhh ok then" says the second bloke and the first bloke jumps off and again the same result "ok now your turn" the second bloke gathers up his courage and jumps and fall to his death. The bartender comes out "geez you can be a real prick when your drunk superman"

RUSSIAN · Posted: May 17, 2003 9:09 pm Post subject:

that's hilarious otis Laughing

nick e[V]ans · Posted: May 19, 2003 2:04 am Post subject:

everyone of those jokes is friggin awesome, you must spend a lot of time on joke sites tho grouch
nick