new tower

WattsBarRiDr · Outlaw Joined: 12 May 2006 Posts: 115 City: knoxville

No Bra.. i messed up but thanks i ment to call out HCO and that better not stand for what i think it does there buddy.. those are deff. the letters for hollister

K-dub · Ladies Man Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 14760

wtf??

stoner was the wrong word.....more like crack head.

WattsBarRiDr · Outlaw Joined: 12 May 2006 Posts: 115 City: knoxville

like that guys name thing is HCO and hco stands for holister

K-dub · Ladies Man Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 14760

all i can say is "wow" Rolling Eyes

"Bra"....i'm normally not one to bitch at someone on here about thier spelling and grammar, but c'mon.....trying to understand what you are writing is seriously giving me a f'n headache.

and I just did a little math. You are 15 according to your profile. My point being....Scrubs came out more than 2 years ago.....you figure out the answer to the problem here. I call shenanegans.

hco · Posted: Jun 12, 2006 5:58 pm Post subject:

K-dub, I am backing you up with those shenanigans all the way, I think I called them earlier in the thread also.

Watts- No, it doesn't stand for hollister. It used to be my counter-strike name back in the days of middle school. I got it when I was in the shower. Go ahead, call it stupid or whatever, but it's a name I like.

H- Hot
C- Cold
O- Off

Blake · Posted: Jun 12, 2006 6:22 pm Post subject:

K-dub, thats why you dont drink the bong water... Oh, and according to the credits on "Monkey On A String", they spelled (G)erry with a J... I knew I had seen it the other way. Goat Roaper? That coming from someone who owes late fees on Rectal Rooters Volume 1 and 2?

WattsBarRiDr, a sphincter says what?

K-dub · Ladies Man Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 14760

my bad Blake......I meant something else, that i'll p.m. to you right now being that we're speaking with an 8 year old.

Blake · Posted: Jun 12, 2006 6:54 pm Post subject:

K-dub, buhahahahaha... Indeed. He should try to type that shiz into MS Word and run a quick spell check... But then he runs the risk of overloading his computer.

On second thought, he should just ask one of the many pro's and "smi" pros he hangs with.

He did give me an idea though... Remember those corny little WWJD bands they came out with? I am going to start a WWAFD (Adam Fields), and a WWSMD (Shaun Murray) line targeted just for wakeboarders... Who believes towers are what God herself builds in her free time to send boarders skying into the heavens. Sound like a winner?

WattsBarRiDr · Outlaw Joined: 12 May 2006 Posts: 115 City: knoxville

Hey.. sounds good to me... yeah it was about 2 years ago.. but if u do have it i was in the board thing in Nashville

K-dub · Ladies Man Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 14760

Blake, god's a chick?

Is she hot?

WattsBarRiDr · Outlaw Joined: 12 May 2006 Posts: 115 City: knoxville

Also i still dont get why you guys just think a tower is there for looks and has nothing to do with the basic physics of wakeboarding

Blake · Posted: Jun 12, 2006 8:13 pm Post subject:

K-dub, Yeah dude... Certainly. Hence the immaculate conception... It wouldnt be so immaculate if God was a dude now would it? So naturally, God (the female) was pms'ing through the entire old testament... Plagues, death and destruction... All works of a bitchy female...You should talk to my EX; complete skeezer. Do you see my logic?

God is totally do-able... Or didable in the Virgin Marys case!

WattsBarRiDr, oh, you again. Go play in traffic.

K-dub · Ladies Man Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 14760

because a tower is there to hold my brand new Parks set up while I cruise around drinking beer and picking up chicks with Snoop Dog bumpin' off my hella sick system, yo brah!

K-dub · Ladies Man Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 14760

WattsBarRiDr, I watched the video tonight actually to call your bluff.....you know what??

I didn't see any 12 year olds throwing skeezers into the flats in the whole thing....how many minutes into it is your 2 minutes of fame, brah?

Blake · Posted: Jun 12, 2006 8:16 pm Post subject:

STRwakeSC · Newbie Joined: 08 Jun 2006 Posts: 42

Basic Physics? Honestly. With your sense of physics and apparent intelligence- the theory "Farting while swimming makes you go fast" would fly.

Towers
1. Look better than pylons or monkey bars or anything else like that.
2. Let you have a better system for thumpin on the lake
3. Let you actually have people in the boat.. not just boards laying around.
4. Awesome for jumping off of when you are taking a break from riding
5. Let you get some shade while driving or riding in the boat.

So.. no, they aren't there for no reason. If you want to argue about aspects of boats why don't you consider "weights vs no weights"

K-dub · Ladies Man Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 14760

STRwakeSC, amen. Welcome to our 3rd grade debate, btw.

WattsBarRiDr, you just got bitch slapped.

Blake · Posted: Jun 12, 2006 8:31 pm Post subject:

K-dub · Ladies Man Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 14760

STRwakeSC · Newbie Joined: 08 Jun 2006 Posts: 42

Lets say its a little Colorful

.

Blake · Posted: Jun 12, 2006 8:53 pm Post subject:

WattsBarRiDr · Outlaw Joined: 12 May 2006 Posts: 115 City: knoxville

ok.. whatever guys.. ur the people you see witht the nice ass boats but cannt do stuff while being pulled behind them. i know what your talkin bout.

kind · Outlaw Joined: 03 May 2006 Posts: 118

i get pulled behind a pontoon boat and i do ok.

STRwakeSC · Newbie Joined: 08 Jun 2006 Posts: 42

"ok.. whatever guys.. ur the people you see witht the nice ass boats but cannt do stuff while being pulled behind them. i know what your talkin bout"

Yeah and you are probably "THAT GUY". The one that mooches rides of people. The one that acts all buddy buddy. The guy that always bs's because he thinks he knows what he's talking about. You are also probably the guy that every one is nice to in real life because they feel sorry for you. So they are like "Sure you can come ride with us". Then when you leave everyone is like. .. wtf was up with that?

After this thread, its surprising that you know anything.

Blake · Posted: Jun 12, 2006 11:23 pm Post subject:

WattsBarRiDr · Outlaw Joined: 12 May 2006 Posts: 115 City: knoxville

o Yeah blake thats just how i roll

K-dub · Ladies Man Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 14760

WattsBarRiDr, it is now the next morning, and you still have yet to tell me exactly how many minutes into "Scrubs" your "2 tricks" are......I left my copy of the video at home. But, dont worry brah....I have another copy sitting by the t.v. in the shop. So, cough up the info....I wanna see some super bad ripping.

***lesson for the day***
It's always the guys that drop names of pros that they ride with, or names of the video that they are in, that can never come correct.....
Put up, or shut up!! Nobody cares about who you wish you could ride with, or what video you jerk off to on a nightly basis.....

So, I ask again....what it the EXACT time on the video where your 2 seconds of fame is located when you were 12?

wtbamoomba · Addict Joined: 10 Sep 2003 Posts: 808 City: raleigh

so if you were really in scrubs of the south, what are the times which you appeared? and whats your name? because ive never seen someone who did nothing but drop names who was any good at all

8824 · Posted: Jun 13, 2006 7:47 am Post subject:

I ride behind a 1980 something pwc, no tower no wake, you know the one with the miami vice colors, the teal blue and pink, i just want to know if a wake board boat and tower will make me better and get more air?

right now i get about 5 secs of hang time,,,,,,, i was also in the movie, get her wet and ride her hard,,, ever see that one?

oh btw, i am riding a wakeskate, if that matters

i never met a any pro's but i read Wakeboarding mag every month....

STRwakeSC · Newbie Joined: 08 Jun 2006 Posts: 42

I dont have my own ride... but I have a friend who has one of the new Mastercrafts (IDK which) and The club around here has a few supras and a moomba.

Blake · Posted: Jun 13, 2006 9:38 am Post subject:

8824 · Posted: Jun 13, 2006 9:57 am Post subject:

Blake,

LOL

so will a wakeboard specific boat help?

My dog tried to hump my head....... I want that avatar back

and I would never wakeboard to begin with..... STRAPPING IS FOR Colorful

Need some lube? Colorful

King of the Tigers · Posted: Jun 13, 2006 10:52 am Post subject:

WattsBarRiDr, I'm going to let you in on some secrets of WB.com.

1st: K-Dub knows more than you will ever know about the wakeboard industry and he knows more pros than you will ever know. (But he's not a name dropper so you'd have to go through a lot of posts to figure that out.)

2d: No-one here cares who you got to ride with, who you're buddies with, etc.

3d: People here do care if you have a story about how cool a pro was to you if the point of the story is the pro and not how cool you are because you spent time with the pro.

4th: People here are really cool and lots of fun if you're not a donkey and you learn how to man up and apologize when you get out of line.

For example I might recommend telling everyone how sorry you are that you lied about having a section in SOTS. Then maybe apologize for being a donkey to a bunch of people. Then contribute meaningful posts to the discussion boards and people here will tolerate and maybe even like you.

Oh, and lose the attitude of (Pro's Name) once said ________, so that means it's true. Maybe try, "Oh, I thought (Pro's Name) said ________, but maybe I was wrong, or what's your guys' experience.

Welcome to WB.com

Blake · Posted: Jun 13, 2006 12:49 pm Post subject:

K-dub · Ladies Man Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 14760

Blake, I think you scared the little bugger off....