Breast Implants?

jt09 · Ladies Man Joined: 16 Jan 2003 Posts: 22083 City: Austin

I don't see why you can't date a girl that has that barbie look PLUS a great attitude, likes to ride, is cool as hell, etc. I know they are harder to find, but they are out there, you just have to dig a bit harder. My roommate is marrying one and I have known her for about 12 years now. She's one of the coolest people I have ever met. She wakeboards, snowboards, goes on adventure vacations, parties balls to the wall, makes her own money, looks unbelievable on an arm and is great with the parents. Total package.

Raider Lefty · Soul Rider Joined: 10 Feb 2003 Posts: 470 City: The 713

Not saying that you can't find those girls because you're right...they are out there but they are extremely rare.

K-dub · Ladies Man Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 14760

First off...Frankie......I have never dated Julie, nor have I ever planned to. That was an inside joke between Premier and I a while back. Though i do find her very attractive, I for one would never want to date her. Though a one night stand would be nice....She is a cool girl that by chance does have a set of fake breasts, and she definately would be one of the exceptions in this case. But, like I stated earlier...she's just not my style.
The women that I have dated recently are nowhere near this stereotype that we are discussing here. I have never been the big-boobie-loving type of guy, and never will be. Even more so if they are fake big boobies....I like them all natural from the ground up! Hell, I don't really even get into girls that wear make-up. The way i see it...the less time a girl takes to get ready to go out somewhere, the better. Natural beauty is where it's at 110% for me....well, and she's gotta have an @$$ that I can eat off of!

K-dub · Ladies Man Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 14760

oh, and Raider...I hear you on the whole what do you do, and what do you drive thing.....It seems that is all I get here in Cali. too! Laughing

B-rad · Posted: Mar 06, 2003 3:02 pm Post subject:

haha... that is funny, I remember the first time I went out in dallas after not being there in some time. BIG culture shock from Austin, and I grew up in Dallas. Most of the places that I used to like went to $hit. I was there about 2 weeks ago, we went to barley house, old monk and some other place. If I was in Austin I would never go to those bars again. everyone was trying to gauge what the other one made and what not.... bunch of preepy MF's that looked geeky as hell and sat there trying to look cool by being asses to everyone. I stick to Austin from now on or to Greenville in Dallas.

Raider Lefty · Soul Rider Joined: 10 Feb 2003 Posts: 470 City: The 713

Yeah it's a joke...the best is I've got a buddy who works in the Waste Disposal Business and makes like $150K but he's always messing with girls -

Girl: What do you do?
Him: I'm in trash

The Unitentional Comedy Scale goes off the meter at that point.

FRANKIE · Guest

kyle.
okay, okay, okay.... geeeeeeeesh.

K-dub · Ladies Man Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 14760

You started it sista! Wink

Raider Lefty · Soul Rider Joined: 10 Feb 2003 Posts: 470 City: The 713

B-rad · Posted: Mar 06, 2003 3:12 pm Post subject:

hmmm.... might have seen him there. We were outside on the covered patio area. I can fully relate to the "unintentional comedy scale". Here is the one I use:
"So what do you do?"
"I'm a telemarketer"
whoosh... the sound of them running fast away for cover.

Its great, almost as good as when i was in the army.. "what do you do?"
"I'm a ranger."
"cool, is that fun?"
"Sure, I get to legally kill people for a living"

Raider Lefty · Soul Rider Joined: 10 Feb 2003 Posts: 470 City: The 713

Ya I was out on the patio in a large group.

matt 4 · Posted: Mar 06, 2003 3:45 pm Post subject:

my convo with girls now that i am working at blockbuster
girl- hey my name is ------
me-hey i am matt nice to meet you
girl- what kind of business are you in
me- MOVIES
girl- getting wet untill she sees my blockbuster shirt in my car

wake152 · Posted: Mar 06, 2003 5:06 pm Post subject:

im so lost right now

K-dub · Ladies Man Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 14760

you're always lost are'nt you 152? Laughing

wake152 · Posted: Mar 06, 2003 5:09 pm Post subject:

sometimes. hey kyle did u see my new party pics?

K-dub · Ladies Man Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 14760

no, where are they?? The party pics. thread??

wake152 · Posted: Mar 06, 2003 5:20 pm Post subject:

K-dub · Ladies Man Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 14760

Nice pics......who's the blonde???

wake152 · Posted: Mar 06, 2003 5:23 pm Post subject:

sahlia, pretty nice aye?

K-dub · Ladies Man Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 14760

Yeah, she's a hottie alright! Wink

jt09 · Ladies Man Joined: 16 Jan 2003 Posts: 22083 City: Austin

The Barley House cracks are SO on target. I always end up going there because it is a good place to start for a celebration night because you can get that whole patio....but damn, I can't get out of that place fast enough.

Lefty - You need to go to Carson's on a Thursday and go cougar hunting. Those chicks don't care what you do or how much you make....they're just looking for that young, fresh meat!

B-rad - That is CLASSIC on the telemarketer line! The difference between the MCI call center on I35 and the Sunset Direct building are slight, no?

Raider Lefty · Soul Rider Joined: 10 Feb 2003 Posts: 470 City: The 713

I found out last night that when we were at Barley House that I went to the bar to order a drink. Conversation with bartender as follows:

Me: Double Goose & Tonic
Him: OK - he pours a pretty good drink
Me: Is that is? Is that you're idea of a double?
Him: Oh really? (Pours out original drink and refills w/ around 20oz of Goose and a splash of tonic).
Me: That looks a little better
Him: I just wanted to wish you good night...Don't question my drinks again.

Of course this is after I'd already put down a half bottle at home.

I haven't been to Carson's but I'll have to check it out. THe other place I've discovered that rocks is The Loon. Holly Molly - if you like stiff bevs this is your place. Also great eye candy.

jt09 · Ladies Man Joined: 16 Jan 2003 Posts: 22083 City: Austin

The Loon is my boys default bar. I like the stiff toddies and there are decent nugs there, but I don't like waiting in a line I can't buy my way in front of and that place is SO damn smokey. LOVE Paris (I think that is the place)around the corner...Tons of bi-Barbies in there. All dressed up and showing off there new breasts (that was for you Chales....just staying on topic). I think I just like hitting on pretentious chicks and ignoring the fact that they think they are better than me.

Carson's is a classic cougar den on Thursdays. Cheesey as hell, but you can end a slump in a heartbeat! Provided you dig 35-40 yr old divorcees....

Raider Lefty · Soul Rider Joined: 10 Feb 2003 Posts: 470 City: The 713

Ya the Loon does have a decent line if you get there late, but we always start there so the fuel tank has enough petrol in it to begin the night. Haven't been to Paris but I might have to check it out - ensure that the surgeons in Dallas are keeping up to practice.

I can't believe you just threw out the "Slump Breaker" line. I spent an hour the other night trying to explain what it meant to one of my boys GFs. She just looked at me in horror.

jt09 · Ladies Man Joined: 16 Jan 2003 Posts: 22083 City: Austin

"Slump Buster"...a la Mark Grace in a classic Jim Rome interview. Also known as "Jumping on the Grenade" or "Taking one for the Team." When Rosey is all the ass you've had in a while and you need to get things moving in the right direction...find a slump buster. The good thing about Carsons is that there are always some pretty hot older chicks in there and older women are good to go. I'd rather go older than fat when busting a slump!

Paris is Dallas at it's most....everyone dressed up and trying to out do the next. Tons of high maintenance hotties...not a place to go for slump busting...you want to go in there when confidence is high!

Premier135Chick · Guest

I don't feel like having implants is in any way negative. As long as the girl makes the choice for herself and will make her that much happier, so be it. Who are we to judge?

Not all fake boobs look fake. Wink

Premier135Chick · Guest

jt09 · Ladies Man Joined: 16 Jan 2003 Posts: 22083 City: Austin

Yo P - whatever happened to rock star guy? Did he ever nut up and call you? And from the pics you throw up here, I would think your crew has dudes lining up around the block.

Premier135Chick · Guest

The rock star guy never called. I saw him again two nights ago (his band played at the club I work at). He said he was so drunk and didn't even remember exchanging numbers. So that is that.....

Giving up on boys for awhile. Tired of rejection and wakeboarding is starting so I don't have time for them anyway!!

JHrod · Wakeboarder.com Freak Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 3144

i won't reject you--and i always call back!! Wink

Premier135Chick · Guest

Oh, you are so sweet!!!

This guy told me he dug me. It was cool and all but the thing is-he is dating a really good friend of mine. Duh!! But regardless, I told him in all seriousness that since he doesn't wakeboard he wouldn't even stand a chance. He got pretty offended and said I was shallow.

I think girls who use guys for money is pretty shallow. I don't think there is anything wrong with wanting to date someone that wakeboards. In my case, if they don't ride I would never see them. They wouldn't get what makes me tick. He told me that I should lower my standards! Hah!! It was a great laugh!!!

JHrod · Wakeboarder.com Freak Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 3144

i wakeboard!!!! Wink

Premier135Chick · Guest

You are one step closure then that other guy is!! Wink

jt09 · Ladies Man Joined: 16 Jan 2003 Posts: 22083 City: Austin

Classic P-Chick! Straight up bootin' the land lubber! Bet you find one by not looking...that's where you get a good one too...by not trying. And homey has no reason to bitch about you cutting him out for his lack of wakelove - the dumby wumby should have called and at least tried to win you over if he wants to cry about getting the shaft!

As hammered as I get, I always remember geting the digits...don't always remember what she looked like, but I figure if I went to the trouble to get a number, she was hot, so I oughta call and at least fake it.

I still have a hard time believing you are hurting for man attention P. Rolling Eyes

K-dub · Ladies Man Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 14760

Don't listen to Premier....she's not hurting for attention! Laughing