favorite pair of jeans

[Maestro]

Uh, Frankie, are you suggesting something when you say POLE instead of POLL?

[JHrod]

if so my vote is for #2

[FRANKIE]

ha ha!! i think it's funny that you gave me the option of being a hooker/stripper... first thing's first, i HATE being naked!! i don't even take a shower naked!!...it scares me!! so that's a big HELL NO to numbers one and two... but let me give it a go...

1. truck stop waitress
2. McD's night manager
3. candy striper at the VA hospital - full of 65 year old senile pervs
4. beer biach at a bar downtown
5. dancer (night dancer at a gay club, also downtown)
6. "entertainer" at a local club
7. nanny
8. live "inspiration" at the local sperm donation clinic
9. cleaning lady at the local sperm donation clinic (NO WAY!)
10. i'm just gonna stand on the street corner on thurs-sat nights with a jar full of condoms...and my little "outfit" (jk!!)

[JHrod]

since ur a doc in training---i shall chose candystriper wit the old pervs


BTW--nothin wrong with a little nudity....swimsuit in shower????

[FRANKIE]

maestro.
that was a total freudian (sp?) slip...woooops!!

josh.
actually... guess again... (i'm actually kinda like a candy strip at a free medical clinic, which i love... monday nights are STDs nights - yikes! PLEASE BE SAFE AND CLEAN!!)

[JHrod]

nanny????

[Maestro]

Thought so frankie... so do you bust out the nurse outfit on those late night shifts?

[JHrod]

by beer biatch----u mean waitress???? that would be my next guess

[FRANKIE]

maestro.
nope. no naughty nurse for me... i'm in scrubs, if anything.

josh.
nope...

[Mythodikal]

what are we talkin about here

[Mythodikal]

then what do u mean by beer biatch then??

[K-dub]

What in gods' name did I just stumble upon?

[JHrod]

crzy--we are guessing frankie's job


How bout' local club entertainer?????

[Mythodikal]

Kyle thats what Im trien to figure out here

[JHrod]

frankie i'm gonna need a hint plz

[K-dub]

hahahahaha!
With Frankie, you never know.......or at least I don't!

[Mythodikal]

and its in the list of 10 im guessin

[JHrod]

maybe the list was just a decoy

[Mythodikal]

yea i have no idea

[JHrod]

Frankie when do i get my hint???????

[FRANKIE]

the list was a decoy... sorry, i should have told you that earlier today (i only meant for it to go on for another post or two)...but then i got a phone call, and got distracted, then forgot... you get the picture, SORRY!

[JHrod]

it's ok----r u gonna give me a real hint though?????

[FRANKIE]

OH, so here's the story behind the thong...

so, like all college goonies, i went home for break...and my mom, like all mothers of college goonies, requested that i bring my laundry home so that she could feel like she's doing a good job parenting, blah, blah, blah...

[Aubs]

okay, then i guess the invisible ones can stay in the drawer. my fav. thong is light blue like meshy material. then (as a joke of course?!?) my friend bought me a pink one and the whole front of it is a butterfly with sequins and and lace... its pretty...

[JHrod]

wow ur fav. is blue too

[FRANKIE]

(sorry, not done yet)

so, seeing as how i like to go commando (don't get me wrong, there is nothing, i mean nothing, more thrilling in this life time than to go buy a cute thong, but i'd rather not wear it), i brought home all of my clothes, like 20 pairs of socks, and A, SINGLE pair of panties. yah, you do the math... i was there for like 2 weeks... and i don't know if my mom was thinking i was wearing the same pair every day, or what?! but we were in the car (on the way back to school) and she was like,

"sweety, i don't know how to put this in a good way, but....ahh????...well??? let's just say that we're going shopping at victoria's secrets for underwear, i insist! i'll pay for them!! are you short on money or something???"

i couldn't stop laughing at her....and i agreed of course, who wouldn't???!!!

[FRANKIE]

josh.
i don't have a night job, kiddo. i was just kidding...the thongs weren't for anything... just for fun!

[JHrod]

wow underwear shopping what a thrill

[FRANKIE]

josh.
if you only knew! you know...girls really do have more fun!

[JHrod]

i bet they do----all i guy has to do is walk in grab a pair of boxers his size(doesn't matter what they look like) and pay ----the thought of trying on boxers for a coupla hours isn't very appealing

[Aubs]

hell yeah frankie!!! my mom says that to me all the time, and im like 'umm mom, don't worry about it' and she just rolls her eyes at me like always. but seriously guys, u do miss out on underwear shopping - i love buying thongs more than i do pants and shirts. its just so much fun.

frankie ~ are u weird like me that if u wear a thong, it has to match your outfit? haha - i make sure mine matches everyday!

[JHrod]

who cares if it matches---it's under ur pants all day----and if u get to the sack wit a guy he could care less if ur thong matches.....he's about to get sum

[Aubs]

i kno.. but i still make sure that it does... im weird

[FRANKIE]

aubs.
i care more about what i have underneath than what i have on top (don't get the wrong idea, boys). whatever the combo bra/thong, bra/sticker(don't ask), has to be sexy...then it doesn't matter what you have on...because YOU KNOW that under it all, you look cute...and that makes you feel good/cute. i could go out, heck! i do go out to the bars with my buddies in my pj's...but underneath i'll have a little "secret" on...so i feel just as confident as anyone! that's the point, girl!

as long as you feel good about yourself, then do it!

[JHrod]

i have to ask frankie---how exactly do u wear a sticker????