Fight: who would win

Neognosis · Ladies Man Joined: 13 Jan 2003 Posts: 17617 City: Webster

Who would win in a fight:

George Clooney v. Harrison Ford

J Lo v. Mariah

OttoNP · Addict Joined: 13 Jan 2003 Posts: 848 City: MI

That's easy,

Harrison Ford

J Lo
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Seth Martin · Moderator Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 891 City: Orlando

Indiana Jones will always win!!

J Lo v Mariah - The winner is whoever gets to watch.

Chukee_R · Posted: Feb 13, 2003 7:41 am Post subject:

Harrison Ford.....Something Jet Li vs Jackie Chan would be a good fight Smile

impulse · Addict Joined: 13 Jan 2003 Posts: 807 City: Snyder,TX

im going with ford as well. i think jet li also would take jackie pretty easily.

ohsix · Posted: Feb 13, 2003 8:14 am Post subject:

My money's on ford and j-lo

*chris* · Addict Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 982

yeah ford and jlo

jet li vs jackie chan would be a great fight to watch. Smile

but in the end, jet would prevail

Neognosis · Ladies Man Joined: 13 Jan 2003 Posts: 17617 City: Webster

I say Jet Li would beat Jackie Chan

How about, in a fight:

Shapiro v. Byerly

Alyssa Milano v. Jennifer Love Hewitt

Tommy Lee v. Kid Rock

fropappy · Soul Rider Joined: 13 Jan 2003 Posts: 434 City: Benton, AR

I want to watch the Alyssa v. Jennifer fight! Laughing

K.A · Soul Rider Joined: 13 Jan 2003 Posts: 252 City: Florida

ooh i want to see tommy lee vs. kid rock! haha tommy would kick his ass!

Rocko · Posted: Feb 13, 2003 11:51 am Post subject:

what about E.T. vs Alf??????????????

I think Alf could go buck wild on E.T.

WRRide · Posted: Feb 13, 2003 12:01 pm Post subject:

ALF- the crazy one always wins!!

ohsix · Posted: Feb 13, 2003 12:12 pm Post subject:

i dont know who id take out of tommy lee or kid rock. i would think neither of them could fight for sh*t

K-dub · Ladies Man Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 14760

I was thinking the same thing, Wes! I think Alf could kick both Tommy's and Kid's arse! Laughing

Neognosis · Ladies Man Joined: 13 Jan 2003 Posts: 17617 City: Webster

I say ALF could beat up ET, but ET could just heal himself, and then levitate over ALF and spit on him.

I think Kid Rock would destroy Tommy Lee.
Alyssa would beat up Jennifer Love Hewitt, but I'm hoping that fight ends up with them discovering strange, passionate feelings they have never dealt with before. Oh, and I'm there, and they both are like "oh, that feels so nice, but I wish we had a big _____ to play with. Hey, how about you?" Then I'm like "come and get it, ladies" and then.....

I gotta go. Be back in 2 minutes.

Ah, there we go.

Ok, in a fight:

Tom Cruise vs. Charlie Sheen

LMoney · Posted: Feb 13, 2003 12:55 pm Post subject:

J Lo. for sure, Have yall even seen Enough??? The very end, she kicks MAJOR butt...

OttoNP · Addict Joined: 13 Jan 2003 Posts: 848 City: MI

Charlie Sheen, have you seen young guns? Cruise is too much of a pretty boy...

Here's a good, one

Jesus Vs. Santa Claus

Santa: "I bring happiness and love to children all over the world"
Jesus: "I died for your sins boys, don't forget that"

Kai · Soul Rider Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 287

i think darin would take byerly, and jesus would for sure kick the piss out of santa

STPHNSN23 · Guest

but jesus would always turn the other cheek... so my money's on the fat man.

Aubs · Motorboat Queen Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 9167

okay - here's another one... who would win....

Myself or this senior who's been going around talking smack and calling me a, and i quote, "14 year old cheerleader sl*t that has s*x with random guys every week-end"

all hell's gunna break lose tomorrow... this chick is going DOWN

King of the Tigers · Posted: Feb 13, 2003 7:40 pm Post subject:

Ummmmm....... My money's on the senior. j/k Aubs. kick her trash. I'd also pick Shapiro over Byerly and if there boards fought Darin's would kick Byerly's board's rocker becuaue it's pissed about not getting made anymore.

Aubs · Motorboat Queen Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 9167

thanks king - this chick has NO idea what she's asking for. i hate stupid people. she just so happens to be the stupidest person i've ever met. i can't wait to go to school tomorrow. i get to b!tch out some chick and then fail a chemistry test -WOOOHHOOOO Colorful

BR_WB · Wakeboarder.com Freak Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 2850

crazy beats big everytime
later,
brad

quigglymaster · Posted: Feb 13, 2003 8:35 pm Post subject:

harrison ford is really old, even older than clooney. i choose clooney regrettingly.

Partyb · Posted: Feb 13, 2003 8:58 pm Post subject:

Harrison Ford would kick Clooney's butt. Ford was a carpenter and is therefore probably much tougher then some Hollywood brat.

j.lo would probably beat up Mariah. I think Mariah is a "girly girl" from LI and J.Lo I think would get down and dirty if necessary.

Kid Rock is the real deal and would beat tommy's butt.

Charlie Sheen could definetely beat Cruises' ass. Cruise is a pretty boy as mentioned above and I think Sheen could take a beating and keep on coming after doing all those drugs.

I think Allyssa Milain would beat Jennifer Love Hewitt.

Byerly could beat Shapiro in a boxing match because of superior reach, but Shapiro would probably win in a wrestling match or street fight because of his low center of gravity and strength.

ET can use his super powers on Alf (remember flying bikes and healing powers and god knows what else) Plus Alf is a puss$.

MORE IMPORTANTLY, who would win between premier and wakeskategirl?

Neognosis · Ladies Man Joined: 13 Jan 2003 Posts: 17617 City: Webster

I agree with all of the above, except I think Byerly would beat Shapiro. I just think he looks meaner.

Hey Aubs, don't bother with that senior. First of all, as far as the stuff she said about you being a slut, just rise above that and ignore it. If you were a guy, that rep would be great to have. Don't give in to the double standard. If you fight her, you are just going to look like you are low class, and she will look like the things she said were true. You beat her by laughing off the things she says.

OK, in a fight:
Daniel Day Lewis v. Mel Gibson

Juliet Lewis v. Courtney Love

Dees · Posted: Feb 14, 2003 8:27 am Post subject:

Aubs- there was that Friends with Benifits post>>>>> Laughing

Rise above that stupid b1tch. Don't worry about what she said. But if you can't then beat her down.

Shaprio, Alyssa (even though I love JLH), Rock, Love, Gibson, ET, J.lo, Ford and Chan

What about Homer Vs. Hank Hill

Neognosis · Ladies Man Joined: 13 Jan 2003 Posts: 17617 City: Webster

No way would Mel beat Daniel Day Lewis. Did you guys see Gangs of New York? Bill the Butcher was awesome! Mel Gibson is a little guy, too.

I think Homer would beat Hank Hill. Because Homer is pummeled and injured on a daily basis, and he always bounces back. Hank is too wishy-washy, and thinks too much. Homer would just be like "why you little---doh!" and he would pound Hank into the ground.

Partyb · Posted: Feb 14, 2003 9:26 am Post subject:

If you think about it, although homer does survive from episode to episode, he gets his arse kicked whenever there is a fight, he never wins.

Aubs · Motorboat Queen Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 9167

nothin happened today. it was V-day and im leaving for vaca in about an hour. i was tellin people today that i wanted to find her and b!tch her out just to clear some stuff up. would u believe that she went home early after 4th period? she still had classes to take and she just left. weird...

off to vermont - tty'all later

HyperliteRidr134 · Posted: Feb 15, 2003 12:11 pm Post subject:

murray over darin, it's all about the reach he has, but I think darin would just get him to the ground and take care of Bidness

mellow24 · Outlaw Joined: 13 Jan 2003 Posts: 134 City: Tampa Bay Area

Homer would work Hank hill and not even relly know what happened, a few duffs and DOH!.....

come on Ford over Clooney any day ven in his old age...remember his dad rode out with him during allot of the Jones movies and his dad hung quite well in his old age....

Jesus and Sant would never happen , thats a good thing there both to good of people, neither would let it take place!

now...heres a good one.

P-Diddy and Ben Affleck....hmmmmm J-Lo could be the card girl!

ohsix · Posted: Feb 16, 2003 11:15 am Post subject:

the p-diddy and ben would probably be like the tommy lee and kid rock. they're all pussys but if p. diddy doesnt bring a gun i would take ben to win that one.

Neognosis · Ladies Man Joined: 13 Jan 2003 Posts: 17617 City: Webster

I think p-diddy is all nothing but talk. Ben Affleck, as much as I would like to see him get hurt, seems to have a sort of mean streak in him. P-diddy seems like underneath, he is a big whimp and a momma's boy. Any body who keeps changing their name, and especially from "puffy" to "diddy" has some serious issues.

Aubs · Motorboat Queen Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 9167

matt damon or ben affleck???

DAMON ALL THE WAY