Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

wkebrd3

WTF

Any of you followers out there?

MojoPin · Posted: Aug 30, 2005 9:44 am Post subject:

Haha! Wtf indeed... All they need is muckology to sort them out..

Mermaid · Addict Joined: 03 Jun 2005 Posts: 844

MojoPin, Did Muckology sort you out?

wkebrd3 · Posted: Aug 30, 2005 9:59 am Post subject:

Am I ever going to get anything regarding that (Muckology) or what?!

Dpierce37 · Ladies Man Joined: 23 Apr 2003 Posts: 7659 City: Austin

just read the FAQ! question #4 answers what it is. Nothing but sarcsim.

1. Who are you?

Name: Bobby Henderson
Age: 24.
Education: Negligable (Physics degree).
Occupation: Unemployed. And somewhat bitter about it.
Current Location: Oregon.

Update: Offered a "real job" in Las Vegas. Trying to avoid moving there, as Vegas is the worst place on earth and makes my head want to explode.

Update2: Start date is August 24th. Still trying to get out of it. Head still wanting to explode.

Want to hire me? Check out my Hire Me page.

2. Did you really send it to the Kansas School Board?
Yes, I did. If you'd like to show your support, you can find their contact information here. Contact them and demand a response to my letter.

3. Has the Kansas School Board replied?

Update- 6/25 - Received a reply from Mrs. Janet Waugh of District 1.

Update - 6/26 - Received a reply from Mrs. Sue Gamble of Distrct 2.
Check it out here.

4. Are you an atheist/heathen/etc.?

I don't have a problem with religion. What I have a problem with is religion posing as science. Teach creationism in school, fine, but DON'T teach it in a science classroom. Science = the study of repeatable, observable, natural phenomena. Accepting a supernatural explanation is a cop-out. It's faith, NOT science.

Religious nuts: please stop emailing me about that. No I can't "repeat" evolution for you, so stop asking. But if you doubt the science that allows us to guess the age of the earth, then please stop using your computer, cell phones, and TV. The same methods of science that brought you those are the same methods we use for these evil evolution theories. Science is NOT truth, it's the search for truth, fact.

5. You are making God angry.
I doubt it. If there's a god, and he's intelligent, then I would guess he has a sense of humor. And how do you know He is NOT a Flying Spaghetti Monster?

6. Do you make money on the t-shirts?
Not alot. But someday I hope to run into some random person wearing a Flying Spaghetti Monster t-shirt.

7. Your graph is messed up.

No it's not. Time doesn't have to be on the X-axis. If you look, you'll see that the X-axis is "number of pirates". It is a graph of "global average temperature" (in celsius) Vs. "number of pirates". It's legit, and there is a statistical significance.

I SWEAR the graph is ok, really. I promise. I die a little everytime I get an email about this (well over 100 now). The numbers go 35,000 then 45,000 then 20,000 on purpose. See, there was a decline in the pirate population, but it rebounded slightly, and then declined again. Check your history books.

Also, I realize that there are several sports teams named the "pirates", and that there are millions of music/software "pirates". But *real* pirates use swords.

Ok.. here. The normal-looking graph you wanted, courtesy of Elizabeth [removed] PhD, a professor at Johns Hopkins School of Medicine (really). lookit (.pdf format).

8. Your grammar/spelling/etc is bad.
Yah.

9. You're wrong. It's actually a linguini/mashed potato/dinosaur/elephant/whatever monster.
Maybe He just disguises Himself as those.

10. Can I reprint your letter?

Yes, but please print the website address as well.

11. Acceptible use of content.

In general, it is OK with me if you use the FSM images/content as long as they are in no way for profit. I.e., printing out FSM stickers for your own use would be OK, but selling them would not be. Giving them away would be fine in most cases.

Wakebrad · Ladies Man Joined: 11 Dec 2003 Posts: 12257 City: Dallas

MojoPin · Posted: Aug 31, 2005 11:31 am Post subject:

wkebrd3, It's coming...Just be patient... And it's going to be big..

wkebrd3 · Posted: Aug 31, 2005 11:39 am Post subject:

MojoPin, that's what the muck keeps whispering into my ear. At first I thought they were sweet nothings, but now it's starting to...

8824 · Posted: Aug 31, 2005 11:44 am Post subject:

wkebrd3,

You passed out after the GHB. If you were conscious you would remember. LOL

Muckology is a science. Yes a science.

Do you want to join the group.

MojoPin · Posted: Aug 31, 2005 11:45 am Post subject:

Hey Muck! How's it going?

wkebrd3 · Posted: Aug 31, 2005 11:45 am Post subject:

muckmeister, I think my GHB tolerance must have dropped since I graduated college. Oh, the caps we use to drink back in the day...

8824 · Posted: Aug 31, 2005 12:06 pm Post subject:

MojoPin,

Sup bro, lets not highjack his thread, minor set back on the tech side, being worked out as we speak.

hope to have it resolved by friday or sat. Model is hot and ready to go.

wkebrd3 · Posted: Aug 31, 2005 7:10 pm Post subject:

muckmeister, my camera is ready to go! Mr. Green