Any good april fools jokes?

atxwake · Posted: Apr 01, 2003 5:12 am Post subject: Any good april fools jokes?

Somebody stole my mouseball last night

OttoNP · Addict Joined: 13 Jan 2003 Posts: 848 City: MI

hmm...
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Popstocks

Aubs · Motorboat Queen Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 9167

atx - we had some serious pranks today. i was covered in this smelly silly string and i walked around smelling like a$$ all day. then i covered one of my guy friends in this nasty as perfume. my best friend sat in mayonase. we put vasoline on the door handles to a bunch of our classrooms. our us history teacher found a millapede on her desk... the day was good

Bo Coppinger · Posted: Apr 01, 2003 6:17 pm Post subject:

One of the local radio staions here told everyone that Eminem was going to do a 3 or 4 song concert today. It took like half the police to get the traffic sorted out. They ended up arresting the two DJ's that started the whole joke. Pretty good one except this is Chattanooga....why would Eminem come here? Rolling Eyes

ohsix · Posted: Apr 01, 2003 6:31 pm Post subject:

Aubs · Motorboat Queen Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 9167

wes - aight. im just setting myself up for more disses..

DRAGON88 · Posted: Apr 01, 2003 6:42 pm Post subject:

Bo Coppinger · Posted: Apr 01, 2003 6:56 pm Post subject:

Dragon- I think you have pointed out the obvious!

DRAGON88 · Posted: Apr 01, 2003 7:00 pm Post subject:

Aubs · Motorboat Queen Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 9167

i was sssooo close to calling my mom today (shes away on a business trip in florida) and being like 'mom... im pregnant' - after i told her it was a joke she would've killed me tho. so i'd rather save it for next year... lol

DRAGON88 · Posted: Apr 01, 2003 7:08 pm Post subject:

Aubs · Motorboat Queen Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 9167

spirit... lol

i can't... im trying to get on my mother's good side, so by doing that i would just make her furious. i'll have to think of something to do to my dad before i go to sleep... any suggestions...

Premier135Chick · Guest

I would love to pull a prank on my roomies but can't think of anything good...any ideas?

Dragonlady8 · Guest

It's may be too late, but I sprinkled corn flakes under the sheets and put styrofoam peanuts in all the cabinets and drawers of someone's bedroom ..... sort sheeting is an old one, but just as effective if the person is drunk and/or tired

ohsix · Posted: Apr 01, 2003 8:24 pm Post subject:

i dont have any ideas but my mom sent me this e-mail today:

Subj: Violation of Ethernet Use Policy
Date: 4/1/2003 8:01:50 PM Central Standard Time
From: administrator@tamu.tx.edu
To: wsrvs@aol.com
Sent from the Internet (Details)

The I/T deparment at Texas A&M University would like to remind you that the student email system is to
be used for educational communications only.

It has come to our attention over the last few weeks that this facility has been abused, and according to our logs, it would appear that you are one of the heaviest abusers.

In scanning email which has been both sent and received by you,
we have found not only content which is not educationally related,
but content which could reflect very badly on the university's image if it were linked or traced back to the university in any way.

While we may overlook the occasional email to a friend or ex-colleague, pornography and other illegal material
cannot be tolerated.

Please consider this a warning, but if this abuse continues your ethernet privileges will be revoked, and disciplinary action may be undertaken, which could result in suspension or permanent expulsion from this facility.

Marc Wilkinson
Texas A&M
Information/Technical Services

I was kinda worried but it had a disclaimer at the very bottom saying it was from mailfool.com. apparently you can send mail from any address through it.

Liquid_Force · Posted: Apr 01, 2003 8:26 pm Post subject:

just like....fall on the floor and pretend to go into convulsions..but make sure you eat an alkaseltzer tab..and thne start spewing it outta your mouth...then...when they r all freakin out..just be like..HAHAHA APRIL FOOLS ...I WIN Very Happy

...its worth a shot

Zach M · Posted: Apr 02, 2003 12:01 am Post subject:

A girl told me I got her pregnant when we were really drunk. I didn't remember having sex with her, so I was kinda freaked, but then I realized it was april fools day.

Someone stole the shower curtains out of our bathrooms too.

wakebored · Posted: Apr 02, 2003 5:43 am Post subject:

My wife got a new job at an attorneys office. They are cool but can sometimes be a$$holes. They gave her a number to call. Said it was very important. They said to ask for Mr. Lion. It was a number to a zoo. After the lady answered "hello, Birmingham Zoo" my wife still asked if Mr. Lion was in.

She got them back. She called a sex hot line and talked to them about what she was doing. It cost us money, but the outcome was priceless.

Liquid_Force · Posted: Apr 02, 2003 3:03 pm Post subject:

hahaha, tell us the outcome

x2xwakegurlx2x · Guest

wes reeves, thanx, now i got a good joke i can pull on all my friends, im definitly going to be using the website, lol

Premier135Chick · Guest

I didn't get to pull any jokes on anyone Sad

Syth · Addict Joined: 13 Jan 2003 Posts: 661 City: Brentwood

I pulled a mini one

I was supposed to drive over to Marina (about 30 miles) to see a movie with a old friend from highschool (god that makes me sound old), havent really hung out with her much since so i was stoked.

Headed over there, and she goes to CSUMB and lives on the campus, and its sorta fort/ord, csumb combined, so its confusing as hell to try to find her house. I end up getting there earlier then i had thought, and was down the street from her house.

So i called her on my cell phone, and gave her this sob story on how my car couldnt start, and i was real sorry for having to flake on her (this is after i know shes been getting ready for like an hour), i can tell shes ways bummed, and that id try to call her tomarrow and we can go then.

So i hang up, and walk to her door and knock on it, she answers and just has the most shocked face on her, these were her exact words *Brian, your *^!$%#! evil*

I cracked up so hard, shes sworn shes gonna get me back, but she obviously underestimates my truely evil power Twisted Evil

Premier135Chick · Guest

good one!

Slaytwebeling · Addict Joined: 05 Feb 2003 Posts: 892 City: Houston

Not really a good one but simple.

Wrap clear tape and the little shooty thing on the sink and when they turn the sink on it shoots the person.

Heezey · Posted: Apr 02, 2003 6:42 pm Post subject:

I was using my mom's car and I called her and told her someone rear ended me. She just said, "MY CAR". I said, "April fools, but thanks for asking if I was ok".

tyybo · Soul Rider Joined: 02 Mar 2003 Posts: 340 City: Fargo

My friend totally nailed me on april fools, k ive been savin a ton of cash to go to TWC in early june so he hacked into hotmail and swithed his too look like support@thewakeboardcamp.com or somethin along those lines, but it said like Dear Tyson
Congratulations! You have been selected for our free week giveaway, find a way to get down here and we will give you a week of camp for free!, so ne way i was like HOLY SH*T!! I called him to tell him about it and hes like AHHHHHHH AHHAHAHAHAAHAHAH APRIL FOOLS, i felt kinda stupid but it was pretty good haha

x2xwakegurlx2x · Guest

aww thats mean, he could have gone on on that site that wes reeves mom used on him ,and just used the wakeboard camps email address to do it, if i got that i would have made a fool of my self, lol, thats a funny one

wakeriderof87 · Posted: Apr 04, 2003 1:05 pm Post subject:

that'd sucked if you'd showed up at the wakeboard camp, anyway i called my dad who was in miami, and told him that gruden had left the bucs, he was so freakin pissed when i told him, it was pretty good

Jake0306 · Posted: Apr 04, 2003 1:07 pm Post subject:

Put clear saran wrap underneath the toliet seat.....didn't try it, might get a little messy

matt 4 · Posted: Apr 04, 2003 3:46 pm Post subject:

my buddies pulled an upperdecker at this house party on the 1st. its when you pull off the top of the toilet and crap up top, then put the lid on, nobody ever sees it untill they fulsh and all the water is crap brown for like the next 1000 flushes

x2xwakegurlx2x · Guest

ewww thats so gross matt, i would never ever hope someone would do that to me, and i would never do that to someone

Sean_Brinston · Posted: Apr 04, 2003 5:53 pm Post subject:

Lmao matt