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Lindsay Wakeboarder.Commie
Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 1184 City: NYC
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Posted: Jan 14, 2003 8:05 pm Post subject: How many pets does one family need? |
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Good God...has anyone taken inventory of all the animals in the Osbourne house???? Who lives like that? I'm concerned, someone needs to contact the Humane Society....neglect....Sharon & Ozzy making out with their pets....dogs violating cats....
Reminds of me a classic movie:
Dr. Peter Venkman: This city is about to face a disaster of biblical proportions.
Mayor: What do you mean, "biblical?"
Dr. Raymond Stantz: We mean real wrath-of-God type stuff. Plagues, darkness--
Winston Zeddemore: The dead rising from the grave!
Dr. Egon Spengler: Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes--
Dr. Peter Venkman: Riots in the streets, dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria!
What can we expect next??? Nuclear and biological war??? (N. Korea...check, Iraq...check) |
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JHrod Wakeboarder.com Freak
Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 3144
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Posted: Jan 14, 2003 8:07 pm Post subject: |
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i'm surprised ozzy hasn't killed em all for crappin and pissin all over the place--that and for eating his burrito's |
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Kai Soul Rider
Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 287
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Posted: Jan 14, 2003 8:14 pm Post subject: |
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and your point is what? they like animals big deal |
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Lindsay Wakeboarder.Commie
Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 1184 City: NYC
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Posted: Jan 14, 2003 8:22 pm Post subject: |
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Sarcasm. The animals, and Dill of course, provide some of the funniest moments on the show. |
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Jam Outlaw
Joined: 14 Jan 2003 Posts: 141 City: Indy
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Posted: Jan 14, 2003 8:30 pm Post subject: |
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My parents have 10 golden retrievers living in their ranch style house, three or four of them sleep in their bedat night. _________________ wake up and get HIGH |
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Mythodikal Wakeboarder.Commie
Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 1166 City: Beaumont, TX
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Posted: Jan 14, 2003 8:39 pm Post subject: |
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I like animals and yes the Osbournes have a ton too many for me to keep up with |
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George Addict
Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 552 City: Chattanooga
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Zach M Wakeboarder.Commie
Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 1638 City: Seattle
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Posted: Jan 14, 2003 9:00 pm Post subject: |
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I like Lola |
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Jam Outlaw
Joined: 14 Jan 2003 Posts: 141 City: Indy
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Posted: Jan 14, 2003 9:06 pm Post subject: |
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i tell all new g/f I'm alergic to cats! _________________ wake up and get HIGH |
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Zach M Wakeboarder.Commie
Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 1638 City: Seattle
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Posted: Jan 14, 2003 11:11 pm Post subject: |
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HAHA, I just watched the newest episode. The dog kept butt raping the cat. Thats so messed up. Only the Osbournes would have a dog that did that. |
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Shawn Madison Old School Freak
Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 2853 City: Norris, TN
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Posted: Jan 14, 2003 11:34 pm Post subject: |
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I think they just keep most of them on a temporary basis until the can get adopted by saying they once were an Osbourne pet. Altough, I am sure several are their own. Ofcourse Dill is just a temporary one! Yeah, I bet Ozzy kicks them around when the cameras are not there.
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core-rider Addict
Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 531 City: Huntsville, AL
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Posted: Jan 15, 2003 5:02 am Post subject: |
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My Mom used to have a Toy Poodle that would "mount" my cat all the time. If that wasn't bad enough, they were both male and both fixed.
Now that same cat is old and we have 2 female cats that aren't fixed yet. It's funny to watch him use his insticks to try and "mount" them, it just all goes wrong, and then the females get frusrated and give up. They stopped trying to involve him and now they try to "mount" each other. You have never witnessed anything more funny than Lesbian felines!!! _________________ Jason
www.wakefactory.net
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Weirdophobia Criminal
Joined: 14 Jan 2003 Posts: 70 City: Hangö, Finland
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Posted: Jan 15, 2003 5:15 am Post subject: |
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I saw a rabbit mounting a dogs leg once it was funny as hell _________________ ------ BOOO -------- |
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NAW Wakeboarder.com Freak
Joined: 13 Jan 2003 Posts: 4295 City: Chicago-ish
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Posted: Jan 15, 2003 7:49 am Post subject: |
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I think Dill has got to be the biggest loser in California.....but good entertainment nonetheless. Looks like Kelly and Jack have discovered the joys of alcohol this season...and the "mounting" was absoloutly histerical....I didn't hear the cat say "no" |
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