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logan Wakeboarder.Commie


Joined: 30 Aug 2003 Posts: 1913 City: Jackson, CA
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Posted: Apr 22, 2009 3:54 pm Post subject: design the perfect boat |
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NOTE: BORED AT WORK FORGIVE THE LAME THREAD.
Ok so here's the deal, each person who posts can give 1 part of the design.
I'll start.
the hull of the original SAN.
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Jon Wakeboarder.Commie


Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 1176
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Posted: Apr 22, 2009 4:53 pm Post subject: |
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| Well that ruined it for me. Definitely not a fan of the SAN hull. But I'm gonna go ahead and add a smartplate sytem to it (like Supra's).
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Sandbagger Outlaw

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Posted: Apr 22, 2009 6:22 pm Post subject: |
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| Its gunna be hard to design a good boat without a good foundation but I will add: MC Wakeboard racks/ and tower but with more rigid construction.
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Skywalker022 Outlaw


Joined: 25 Mar 2009 Posts: 205 City: Tuscaloosa
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Posted: Apr 22, 2009 6:38 pm Post subject: |
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| A station on the rear of the boat with a gas nosel so you can put gas from the boat in to a jet ski! The boat already has a huge gas tank right!
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JeffreyCH Wakeboarder.Commie


Joined: 11 Aug 2008 Posts: 2205 City: Lincoln
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Posted: Apr 22, 2009 6:50 pm Post subject: |
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Has to have a stripper pole
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killer52 Newbie

Joined: 22 Oct 2008 Posts: 46
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Posted: Apr 22, 2009 8:09 pm Post subject: |
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| JeffreyCH wrote: | Has to have a stripper pole  |
and strippers, no use just having a pole!
And of course our strippers will need some killer beats, i'd say pimp it like those pictures with the boats with turntables and giggity giggity, speakers and subs pulsating non stop,
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kyle f Addict

Joined: 14 Aug 2008 Posts: 835 City: Norris Lake
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Posted: Apr 22, 2009 8:15 pm Post subject: |
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Hmmmm, Indimar Power Plant and Two-Speed Tranny from an MB
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killer52 Newbie

Joined: 22 Oct 2008 Posts: 46
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Posted: Apr 22, 2009 8:18 pm Post subject: |
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| kyle f wrote: | | Two-Speed Tranny from an MB |
No dude, just strippers, no tranny's........
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Brit Rider Wakeboarder.com Freak


Joined: 29 Mar 2004 Posts: 3347 City: Cheshire, England
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Rhawn Wakeboarder.com Freak


Joined: 14 Jun 2006 Posts: 3127 City: Richmond, V to the Izzay
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Posted: Apr 23, 2009 4:29 am Post subject: |
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| Skywalker022 wrote: | | A station on the rear of the boat with a gas nosel so you can put gas from the boat in to a jet ski! The boat already has a huge gas tank right! |
Go ahead and hand over your keys sir.
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kyle f Addict

Joined: 14 Aug 2008 Posts: 835 City: Norris Lake
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Posted: Apr 23, 2009 6:58 am Post subject: |
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| killer52 wrote: | | kyle f wrote: | | Two-Speed Tranny from an MB |
No dude, just strippers, no tranny's........  |
Sorry... Indimar ZR6 and 2 Spreed Transmission from an MB
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Chad H PityDaFool Who Posts This Much

Joined: 28 Jun 2004 Posts: 6449 City: Atlanta
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Posted: Apr 23, 2009 7:13 am Post subject: |
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| Perfect pass
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eeven73 PityDaFool Who Posts This Much


Joined: 16 Jan 2003 Posts: 5377 City: Halfway
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Posted: Apr 23, 2009 8:44 am Post subject: |
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a large icechest full of ice cold beer
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Hollywood PityDaFool Who Posts This Much


Joined: 01 Oct 2003 Posts: 5601 City: Door Knob
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Posted: Apr 23, 2009 8:44 am Post subject: |
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A propeller, and a rudder to steer.
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pet575 Wakeboarder.com Freak


Joined: 20 Jun 2006 Posts: 3630 City: Kansas City, MO
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Posted: Apr 23, 2009 8:58 am Post subject: |
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Chad H, good call. Also a LARGE sunpad for the honeys to provide eye candy while sunbathing.
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JeffreyCH Wakeboarder.Commie


Joined: 11 Aug 2008 Posts: 2205 City: Lincoln
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Posted: Apr 23, 2009 9:17 am Post subject: |
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Full wet sounds audio, and one of those swivel camera tower mounts, and .50 cal deck gun for those pesky jet skiers/fishermen.
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logan Wakeboarder.Commie


Joined: 30 Aug 2003 Posts: 1913 City: Jackson, CA
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Posted: Apr 23, 2009 9:25 am Post subject: |
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I was thinkin we could go with retrofitting a Duramax into this bad boy instead of the ZR6...
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JeffreyCH Wakeboarder.Commie


Joined: 11 Aug 2008 Posts: 2205 City: Lincoln
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Posted: Apr 23, 2009 9:40 am Post subject: |
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As long as we are going all fantasy boat league here, I think there should be a wireless remote integrated into the handle so the rider can control the perfect pass to change speed whenever they want.
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abrider Criminal

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Posted: Apr 23, 2009 10:20 am Post subject: |
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| JeffreyCH wrote: | | As long as we are going all fantasy boat league here, I think there should be a wireless remote integrated into the handle so the rider can control the perfect pass to change speed whenever they want. |
This is a great idea, and ultimately very doable. Somebody call Perfect Pass.
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Skywalker022 Outlaw


Joined: 25 Mar 2009 Posts: 205 City: Tuscaloosa
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Posted: Apr 23, 2009 2:09 pm Post subject: |
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| eeven73 wrote: | | a large icechest full of ice cold beer | Screw that have some chilled down kegs on tap! Plus they would be good ballast!
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JeffreyCH Wakeboarder.Commie


Joined: 11 Aug 2008 Posts: 2205 City: Lincoln
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Posted: Apr 23, 2009 3:04 pm Post subject: |
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Skywalker022, hell yeah, good safety feature, the drunker you get, the smaller the wake. However it will require extensive engineering for the anti-vibration mounts, as we all know what happens when you shake up a keg. Foamy beer sucks.
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holdsworth PityDaFool Who Posts This Much

Joined: 01 May 2003 Posts: 5333 City: Knoxville
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Posted: Apr 23, 2009 3:47 pm Post subject: |
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I'm going to go with two biggies...
Mastercraft's interior along with Epic's 4000lb ballast system.
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Skywalker022 Outlaw


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Posted: Apr 23, 2009 4:07 pm Post subject: |
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I'm going to go with two biggies... Me too!

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JeffreyCH Wakeboarder.Commie


Joined: 11 Aug 2008 Posts: 2205 City: Lincoln
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Posted: Apr 23, 2009 4:15 pm Post subject: |
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Skywalker022, AAAAHHHHHHahahahahahahah
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killer52 Newbie

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Posted: Apr 23, 2009 5:05 pm Post subject: |
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| JeffreyCH wrote: | | As long as we are going all fantasy boat league here, I think there should be a wireless remote integrated into the handle so the rider can control the perfect pass to change speed whenever they want. |
it should also hook into the stereo as well, so if you get sick of a song you can skip it, and adjust volume too while we are at it
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killer52 Newbie

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Posted: Apr 23, 2009 5:06 pm Post subject: |
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| JeffreyCH wrote: | | As long as we are going all fantasy boat league here, I think there should be a wireless remote integrated into the handle so the rider can control the perfect pass to change speed whenever they want. |
it should also hook into the stereo as well, so if you get sick of a song you can skip it, and adjust volume too while we are at it
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get_sum Soul Rider


Joined: 04 Aug 2008 Posts: 395 City: Edmond
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Posted: Apr 24, 2009 6:16 pm Post subject: |
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Ummmmm An endless supply of gas!!!! for FREEEEEEEEE
(an ode to the latest Adam Sandler movie, Bedtime Stories)...
A rack of KC highlites on top of the tower (about 8 facing forward and 10 in an arc facing rearward) to light up the way at night...
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ky1e Wakeboarder.com Freak


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Posted: Apr 25, 2009 10:31 am Post subject: |
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the 8.1L engine that comes in the pro tour x-stars for epics 4k of weight and the weight im going to add on top of that
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