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Maestro PityDaFool Who Posts This Much
Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 5252 City: Markham
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Posted: Jan 21, 2003 9:30 pm Post subject: |
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Haha... sounds like an interesting workplace! Monotonous work and some psychos! haha jk... at least you have a job! |
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Jello John Wakeboarder.Commie
Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 1936
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Posted: Jan 21, 2003 9:34 pm Post subject: |
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Sometimes. It usually gets boring though, especially when I get to clean stuff. One time I had to clean a bathroom, that looked like it hadn't been cleaned in like 10 years, and there was a turd on the ground. Afterwards, I had to paint the room. It was easily one of the worst days of my life. Most days, however, are ok though as I usually just bring in my cd player and that helps to pass the time. My friend's pretty funny also and I think he's trying to get more of his friends to join us. |
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Maestro PityDaFool Who Posts This Much
Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 5252 City: Markham
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Posted: Jan 21, 2003 9:39 pm Post subject: |
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That's cool.. I worked maintenence at a camp this summer... I unplugged toilets, painted one bathroom like 7 times (stupid dude told me to paint the wrong one too!), checked up on the sr high girls cabins several times a day to make sure no one was naked (one nite me and my buddy we driving by in the golf cart and this chick was rite in the window takin her top off... NICE), painted fake speedbumps on the road, cut grass, fun stuff like that... oh but we did destroy a couple golf carts...
My buddy went into this one cabin with me cause two toilettes were plugged... i picked one, he got the other... i swear to the almighty i never knew something that big could come out of an 8 year old's anal sphincter... it was the size of a softball! I could not stop laughing! Speaking of the sickest things ever! |
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Jello John Wakeboarder.Commie
Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 1936
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Posted: Jan 21, 2003 9:43 pm Post subject: |
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One time my aunt pooed such a big one, that she had to take a knife and cut it before she was able to flush it down. I don't even know why she told us about it.
How'd you wreck the carts? |
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Maestro PityDaFool Who Posts This Much
Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 5252 City: Markham
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Posted: Jan 21, 2003 9:49 pm Post subject: |
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Hahah... dude that's hilarious... I can imagine the look on your faces as she told you that!
Ummm, well, I flipped one twice, once on a hill once on flat pavement... luckily the one time I got stuck under it was on the grassy hill. That destroyed the steering wheel, steering column, bent the frame... Then we ran stuff over in them (cinder blocks, lawn chairs, pipes, you name it)... that destroyed everything on the underside... We took off the governers and had them running at high RPMs... we'd start going down big hills and throw them into neutral, but not all the way (by accident) so the clutch got destroyed... and we jumped off little hills and jumps with them... Lucky for us they were old and anyone could start them with a popsickle stick, so we put the blame on the guys who worked in the kitchen... |
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Sean_Brinston Wakeboarder.Commie
Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 1259 City: Alliston Ontario
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Posted: Jan 22, 2003 4:44 pm Post subject: |
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Im scared for life! _________________ Ontario Rider
Id rather be wakeboarding
Rip Mark Kenney |
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Aubs Motorboat Queen
Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 9167
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Posted: Jan 22, 2003 4:48 pm Post subject: |
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omg - another coughing spree hahahaha |
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Kai Soul Rider
Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 287
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Posted: Jan 22, 2003 4:53 pm Post subject: |
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sickest thing i have ever seen was the other day we watched some video on the haulocost sp? the grossest thing ive ever heard was some kid told me his mom has diarrea a lot |
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Sean_Brinston Wakeboarder.Commie
Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 1259 City: Alliston Ontario
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Posted: Jan 22, 2003 4:54 pm Post subject: |
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Kai was it the movie Schindlers list? i just saw that last week in history is pretty sick. _________________ Ontario Rider
Id rather be wakeboarding
Rip Mark Kenney |
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Kai Soul Rider
Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 287
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Posted: Jan 22, 2003 4:56 pm Post subject: |
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no it was some documentary video with real dead people. like giant pits with 800+ bodies in them. |
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Aubs Motorboat Queen
Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 9167
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Posted: Jan 22, 2003 5:08 pm Post subject: |
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we saw that in 8th grade... freaky... |
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Dragonlady8 Guest
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Posted: Jan 22, 2003 7:04 pm Post subject: |
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Well I've worked in the OR and some trauma for the past 10yrs, so not awhole lot makes me sick.
A few years back helping one of the Surgeon put a guys colon back together I was able to get this much information about the incident.
me: Oh here's your makers. Kinda high. Did he have diverticulitis?
MD: oh no, it was something else.
So I stare the MD and things are just running through my mind. Concentrating on both the case and figuring out a differential diagnosis.
me: Foreign Body?
MD: uh , yeah.
me: did he slip and fall like all the other people?
MD: that's what he said.
me: So what was it?
MD: oh we sent it to pathology to have it examined. They weren't too happy that it was a bottle of Brut. ( as in the cologne)
me: (Trying to hold back and looking back at my MD) So was is a full bottle?
MD: Don't remember. But his wife was upset and wanted to know what had happen to him. All I could say was that he had a tear in his colon.
Needless to say the mood in that OR went hysterical after finding out the initial reason for surgery.
Got 2 more stories just as funny as this.
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Mr. Dumass Criminal
Joined: 22 Jan 2003 Posts: 81 City: Texas
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Posted: Jan 22, 2003 7:06 pm Post subject: |
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LMAO!! |
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ohsix PityDaFool Who Posts This Much
Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 6837
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Posted: Jan 22, 2003 8:15 pm Post subject: |
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Jello John Wakeboarder.Commie
Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 1936
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Posted: Jan 22, 2003 8:20 pm Post subject: |
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Haha...
Some friends and I paid a kid to eat goose crap earlier this year. The best part was that he didn't know that it was, since we mixed it in with some milk, spagetti, and chicken noodle soup. We can get this kid to eat just about anything. It's great fun! He's eaten food that's been sitting around for weeks and we also got him to eat worms once. |
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Maestro PityDaFool Who Posts This Much
Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 5252 City: Markham
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Posted: Jan 22, 2003 8:22 pm Post subject: |
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JJ - you're gonnna give the kid friggin ecoli or something and then get sued for making him eat geese shizzle.... |
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Maestro PityDaFool Who Posts This Much
Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 5252 City: Markham
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Posted: Jan 22, 2003 8:23 pm Post subject: |
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ARGHH... I hate this censoring... I WOULD NEVER USE THE WORD SHIZZLE!!! |
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Jello John Wakeboarder.Commie
Joined: 12 Jan 2003 Posts: 1936
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Posted: Jan 22, 2003 8:39 pm Post subject: |
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Haha...I like this. Instead of the #%*#, you get a word that you hate saying! stuff!
He's still alive so I think we're safe from having to worry about something like a lawsuit.
Wes - She used my family's silverware without asking. I don't know what happened to the knife. She probably washed it and put it away. I'm scared thinking about it. I wouldn't be able to use her's anyway since she lives out in Portland.
Wow, I have so many more sick stories to tell. My brother put a dead rat in my bed once. That sucked! |
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Alan Whitaker Outlaw
Joined: 19 Jan 2003 Posts: 116 City: Whiteland
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Posted: Jan 22, 2003 9:24 pm Post subject: |
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once when i was i band camp _________________ Hard Work/Work Hard = SUCCESS |
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